What if I wrote a blog full of "What If" questions?

What If Questions....?

1. What if our arms grew out of our hips?
2. What if octopi had arms and humans had tentacles?
3. What if humans urinated paint?
4. What if you could really see through the back of our heads?
5. What if cigarettes tasted like candy cigarettes?
6. What if scented candles smelled like fresh cut grass?
7. What if we could only see in pictures?
8. What if Crystal Lite was really made of crystals?
9. What if your intestines were made of pipes?
10. What if Australia was more wet?
11. What if we used dumb waiters instead of stairs or elevators?
12. What if English Muffins were England's only export?
13. What if Air Jordans were actually lighter than air?
14. What if your car stopped when a deer looked at it?
15. What if Canada was a fascist police state?
16. What if Douglas Firs really produced fur?
17. What if lamps pulled light in and when you walked in a room you turned them off?
18. What if everything were made of Legos?
19. What if George Bush had been a good president?
20. What if pumpkins carved you?
21. What if your tv watched you and mimicked you?
22. What if we rode in trees instead of in trains?
23. What if we kept receipts and tax forms in museums as art?
24. What if America actually got invaded by it's enemies?
25. What if we laid eggs with Emperor Penguins in them?
26. What if we fed babies with elbows instead of breastfeeding?
27. What if we just wore all of our clothes around all of the time?
28. What if Germany won World War I?
29. What if we dirtied our houses instead of cleaning them?
30. What if the Confederacy had won the Civil War?
31. What if everyday we changed our names?
32. What if the Apple Pie Organization had broccoli on it's feet and in it's boots?
33. What if instead of writing books, people were tattooed with the words?
34. What if you could actually drive on the information super highway?
35. What if we washed our kids mouths out with steel wool?
36. What if we wok, not run?
37. What if we could program our minds?
38. What if Prime Rib was cut from Optimus Prime?
39. What if our fingers were crayons?
40. What if Jesus was actually Satan?
41. What if fire alarms caused fires?
42. What if "kitty litter" was what a wasteful non-environmentalist feline left behind?
43. What if microwaves emitted tiny little tidal waves?
44. What if you opened walls instead of doors?
45. What if air ducts were actually small woodland waterfowls that shot out air?
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